Short Jokes
Short Jokes That Will Make You Laugh!!!!!!!!

Jul
20

If you’re looking for someone to disappoint you, I won’t disappoint you.

Jul
13

Men / women …are like parking spots.. all the good ones are taken and all the free ones are handicap

Jul
06

As I was looking to find the perfect wedding celebration I asked my
friend Sam. He said “ask my dad Abe. So I went to Abe and Abe had
done very well in business and had amassed a small fortune. Now he was
looking to create the most unique and spectacular wedding ever for his
Sam. But what should it be? He dismissed the wedding safari – too
many families had already done it. But then, after much investigation,
Abe was sure he had cracked it – he would rent a spaceship and Sam
would be the first wedding in space. He started on the plans
immediately. In due course, the spaceship took off with his family and
friends (and his Preacher, of course) on board. When they returned,
the media was there to find out how the journey had gone. The first
person off the shuttle was the grandma. “How was the service,
grandma?” asked the Daily Chronicle reporter. “OK,” she replied. “And
how was Sam’s vows?” “OK.” “So how was the food?” “OK.” “Everything
was just OK? Why aren’t you more enthusiastic? What went wrong?”
“The party, it had no atmosphere.”

Jun
29

Three blondes are going to disneyland, they see a sign that says disneyland exit left so they turn around and go home.

Jun
22

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence

Jun
15

Q: what goes up but never goes down?
A: your age

Jun
12

Q. How do you know that a blonde has been using your computer?

A. There’s white out all over the screen.

May
25

Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!

May
18

Did you hear about the professor who had a theory on earthquakes? She discovered that her theory was on shaky ground.

May
11

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.